I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. <span style="margin:15px;...
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Neil Gaiman
Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love–you know, things I don't care about anymore.
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Lady Gaga
I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.
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Tom Leveen
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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Tom Bodett
Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
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George Carlin
More Quotes By Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.
Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?
You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.
